college is a truly amazing place
i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."
brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation
i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this
disney no chinese people don’t wear kimonos that’s a japanese thing, she is wearing a hanfu jfc, just because white people might not know the difference doesn’t mean you should mislabel it
also PS love conquers all is definitely not the moral of either the original Ballad of Mulan or the Disney movie swear to god the moral of the story is “women kick ass, often with fireworks”
Reducing the story of Mulan to “love conquers all” is a disgrace! This is one of the very few Disney movies that teaches little girls that they don’t have to rely on a man to rescue them, that they can be awesome and kick ass all on their own! UGH
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
if it’s modern, i want a fantasy au
if it’s fantasy, i want a modern au
yall mocking amanda bynes for her public struggle with mental illnesses while being all tagging trigger warning n shit becuase you “care about other peoples illnesses and safety” i see you and i can smell your fake ass miles away and i dont appreciate this stinky concept
new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute?